Beautirama

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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When my friend posts birth photos on Facebook

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

nicoosuxx:

give me your fucking hand

nicoosuxx:

give me your fucking hand

kitten-mitt3ns:

koikoikoi:

These photographs, by New York-based Bing Wright, feature reflections of sunsets in shattered mirrors.

Amazing

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

ijessicalanglois:

 me getting ready in the morning 

ijessicalanglois:

 me getting ready in the morning 

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

what do you get when you sleep with your teacher

sextra credit

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists